WBAM FM morning show in Chicago!!


Thread Starter
Feb 7, 2002
Thought this was funny ...
Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and
hearing this. Many Chicago folks DID hear this on the
WBAM FM morning show in Chicago. The DJs play a game
where they award winners great prizes. The game is called
"Mate Match." The DJs call someone at work and ask if
they are married or seriously involved with someone.
If the contestant answers "yes," he or she is then asked
3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is
also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with
phone number) for verification. If their partner answers
those same three questions correctly, they both win the
prize. One particular game, however, several months ago
made the City of Big Shoulders drop to its knees with
laughter and is possibly the funniest thing I've heard
yet. Anyway, here's how it all went down:

DJ:"Hey! This is Edgar on WBAM. Have you ever heard
of 'MateMatch'?"

Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."

DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to
Orlando, Florida if you win. What is your name? First
only please."

Contestant: "Brian."

DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"

Brian: "Yes."

DJ: "Yes? Does that mean you're married or you're what?"

Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."

DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First
only please."

Brian: "Sara."

DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"

Brian: "She is gonna kill me."

DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"

Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."

DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you
had sex?"

Brian: "She is gonna kill me."

DJ: "Brian! Stay with me here!"

Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."

DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."

Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."

DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"

Brian: "About 10 minutes."

DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would
ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake."

Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."

DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8
o'clock this morning?"

Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."

DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"

Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mom is
staying with us for a couple of weeks..."

DJ: "Uh huh..."

Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at
the time."

DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."

Brian: "On the kitchen table."

DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the
previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will
put Brian on hold, get this wife's work number and call
her up. You listen to this." 3 minutes of commercials

DJ: "Okay audience, let's call Sarah, shall we?"
(touch tones.....ringing....)

Clerk: "Kinkos."

DJ: "Hey, is Sarah around there somewhere?"

Clerk: "This is she."

DJ: "Sarah, this is Edgar with WBAM. We are live on the
air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a
couple of hours now."

Sarah: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"

DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us.

Brian knows not to give any answers away or you'll lose.
Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'MateMatch'?"

Sarah: "No."

DJ: "Good!"

Brian: (laughing)

Sarah: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"

Brian (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly,
okay? Be completely honest."

DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3
questions, Sarah. If your answers match Brian's answers,
then the both of you will be off to Orlando, Florida for
5 days on us. Disney World. Sea World. Tickets to the
Magic's game. The whole deal. Get it Sarah?"

Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."

DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sarah?"

Sarah: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian
went to work."

DJ: "What time?"

Sarah: "Around 8 this morning."

DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"

Sarah: "12, 15 minutes maybe."

DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying
to protect his manhood. We've got one last question,
Sarah. You are one question away from a trip to Florida.
Are you ready?"

Sarah: (laughing) "Yes."

DJ: "Where did you have it?"

Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that,
did you?"

Brian: "Just tell him, honey."

DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sarah?"

Sarah: "Well, it's just that my mom is vacationing with
us and..."

DJ: Come on Sarah.....where did you have it?

Sarah: "In the a**....."

After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take
a station break"

:D ;) :D ;) :D ;)



Sep 6, 2002
HA! I remember getting this in email, however it is more of an urban legend. It did have an origination that evolved into the radio station bit.

It is believed to stem from U.S.A. 's famous game show The Newlywed game.

Here is the actual clip. Pretty funny. ;)


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