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Worst Pick Up Lines !!

Discussion in 'Random Discussion' started by joe2cool, Feb 5, 2003.

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  1. joe2cool

    joe2cool Thread Starter

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    Straight to the Point: When you have to know, now..........eg


    Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...


    Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.



    Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?



    Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?


    Hey baby, let's go make some babies.


    Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?


    Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.


    Sex is a killer...want to die happy?


    Your face or MINE!?


    Your place or mine?

    Sex is evil; Evil is sin; Sin is forgiven; so let's begin.


    Innuendo: Think about it.....eg


    Are you free tonight or will it cost me?


    Can I flirt with you?


    Can I see your tan lines?


    Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.


    Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.


    Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.


    God must have been in a very good mood the day we met.


    Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!


    Hi. You'll do.

    Cheese: Squirm in your chair cheesy...eg


    Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!


    Are you O.K.? Because heaven's a long fall from here.

    Bond. James Bond.


    Did it hurt? Woman: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?



    Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!


    Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.


    I have only three months to live. ..


    If I followed you home, would you keep me?


    Stand still so I can pick you up!


    What was that sound? It was the sound of my heart breaking.


    Where have you been all my life?



    Wow.


    Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night.


    What?: What do these mean?



    Are we related? Do you want to be?



    Do you know how to use a whip?


    Drop 'em!


    Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?

    If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater.


    What's a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this??


    You look just like my mother.



    Flattery: Compliments CAN be nice.....eg


    All those curves, and me with no brakes.


    Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?


    Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!


    I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.



    I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.


    Is it hot in here or is it just you?


    Let's take a shower together -- you smell.


    Wow! Are those real?


    You're ugly but you intrigue me.

    You've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.



    Just Plain Lame: ....eg



    Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!


    Do you want to see something swell?


    Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?


    I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.



    Pardon me, are you in heat?!


    Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.


    You make my software turn to hardware!






    Cringe ! Cringe ! Recognise any,,,,,,,, :D :D
     
  2. ChrisJ

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    Hey mother, want another?
     
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  4. THoey

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    /me copies these down to use in the Flirting thread...:D
     
  5. GreenIs

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    Here is one I still here:

    guy: Hi
    me: Hi
    guy:do have italian in you?

    (use any nationality you like the latest for me was italian, the one before that was indian)

    me: no, why?
    guy: well would like some?

    :rolleyes: :D
     
  6. littlemar

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    I've actually gotten these :

    My wife and I have an understanding. [Oh give me a break - my understanding consists of telling him to understand what a jerk he is.

    I've had a doc ask me if I wanted to get to first base. [Sorry, sweetie, you just struck out]

    Oh and I love where you can see the white circle on his finger where the ring sat. I watched one guy take it off next to me hoping I didn't see. I asked him why did he take off such a pretty ring. Can you say fluster. LOL
     
  7. Jonesiegirl

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    *Spews her coffee all over the place* LOL green... and the perfect comeback.. "Don't flatter yerself DUDE" :rolleyes: :)
     
  8. Jonesiegirl

    Jonesiegirl Guest

    LOL Mar1... does it not make you wonder how the gender has survived as long as it has! :rolleyes: lol spare me... :D


    *grin* but not the ENTIRE gender!
     
  9. ChrisJ

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    (walk up to a random person and ask) Are you ready to go home now?
     
  10. littlemar

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    Jonesiegirl

    Sometimes those electronic stores look really good. :eek: ;) :D
     
  11. ChrisJ

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    If someone asks for your phone number, respond with: "You can just get it off the phone in the morning."
     
  12. Jonesiegirl

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    lol ChrisJ ... yer just a pup darlin'... tryin' to run with the big dogs LOL
     
  13. mtbird

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    and they don't talk back to you ;) :D
     
  14. littlemar

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    Oh my ChrisJ you don't really say these do ya???? Let me know how many postive answers you get, okay? LOL:rolleyes: :eek: ;) :D
     
  15. ChrisJ

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    I am, but I've had my share of the fun and there is only one way to learn... jump right in with the big dogs. ;)
     
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