Yo mamma


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Sep 6, 2002
Ah Yo mamma jokes. Reminds me of the good ol' days as a kid in school.
Maybe it is an "urban" thing who knows( I wouldn't know if it reached beyond that since I grew up and went to an urban school). I saw these today got a blast from the past and a good laugh.

•Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN!"
•Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
•Yo momma so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
•Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it. •Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side!
•Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections!
•Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!•Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views!
•Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!
•Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
•Yo momma so fat she has a run in her blue-jeans!
•Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
•Yo momma so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get again.
•Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

•Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
•Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
•Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F and sometimes Wednesday too."
•Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
•Yo momma so stupid she couldn't read an audio book

•Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
•Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
•Yo momma so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
•Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
•Yo momma so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours... for a quote!
•Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
•Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
•Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

•Yo momma so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
•Yo momma so old she has Jesus' beeper number!
•Yo momma so old her social security number is 1!
•Yo momma so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch'
•Yo momma so old that when she was in school there was no history class
•Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
•Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
•Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
•Yo momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
•Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

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