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  1. $teve

    $teve Thread Starter

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    You Know You're a Redneck When...2003 Edition!
    (do you know anyone like this?)

    1. You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree.

    2. You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.

    3. You burn your yard rather than mow it.

    4. You think the Nutcracker is something you do off the high dive.

    5. The Salvation Army declines your mattress.

    6. You think fast food is hitting a deer at 65 mph.

    7. You offer to give someone the shirt off your back and they don't want it.

    8. You come back from the dump with more than you took.

    9. You keep a can of Raid on the kitchen table.

    10. Your grandmother has Ammo on her Christmas list.

    11. You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.

    12. Your kids take a siphon hose to show and tell.

    13. You have used a rag for a gas cap.

    14. Your house doesn't have curtains but your truck does.

    15. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.

    16. You can spit without opening your mouth.

    17. You consider your license plate personalized because your father made it.
    18. You have a complete set of salad bowls, and they all say Cool Whip on the side.

    19. The biggest city you've ever been to is Wal-Mart.

    20. Your working TV sits on top of your non-working TV.

    21. You've used your ironing board as a buffet table.

    22. You think a quarter horse is that ride in front of K-Mart.

    23. Your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home.

    24. A tornado hits your neighborhood and does a $100,000 worth of improvement.

    25. You've used a toilet brush as a back scratcher.

    26. You've asked the preacher, "How's it hangin'?"

    27. You missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.
     
  2. hewee

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    You Know You're a Redneck When...

    ...you are reading this post.

    ...went you are post in this thread.

    ...you are at the random forum.

    ...when your getting your morning coffee here.

    ...when you saying good night to others here.

    ...you are still here.

    ...?????????????


    He hee Steve and the list can grow for all of us.
     
  3. $teve

    $teve Thread Starter

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    :Dgood mornin hewee :D





    does that count?:p
     
  4. hewee

    hewee

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    Good morning to ya.

    Why I guess with us here red necks we take what we can get.

    Look you just got up and look where your at.

    Think about it Steve. :D

    Who did you say good morning to first?

    Was it at home or online? :p
     
  5. monted

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    28. Your father walks you to school because your in the same grade.

    29. Your porch collapses and kills more than 5 dogs.

    30. You mow your yard and find a car.
     
  6. anlore2001

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    31. You have to haul a can of paint up a water tower to defend your sisters honor

    32. You see a sign that says say no to crack and it reminds you to pull your pants up

    33. Someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle

    34. you have to finance a tatoo

    35. Someone yells hoe down and your girlfriend hits the floor
     
  7. ~Candy~

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    36. Every time you see a roadsign that says "DIP" you reach in your back pocket.

    37. You've ever had Thanksgiving dinner on a Ping-Pong table.

    38. You have to throw down a rope ladder to get out of your truck.

    39. You have to hit the dashboard in your truck to get the lights and radio to work.

    40. The tires on your pick-up are taller than your children.

    41. The duct tape on your car seat sticks to your butt when you get out.

    42. You think "dual airbags" refers to your wife and mother-in-law.

    43. Shopping for dinner involves an orange vest.

    44. Your school dress code contains the line "Shoes Optional".
     
  8. buckaroo

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    45. Your wife asks you to remove the transmission from the tub so she can take a bath. :D
     
  9. jakoval

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    46. You can chew your own toenails.

    47. You've ever shot a mouse inside your home.

    48. Your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.

    49. People mistakenly come to your house thinking your having a yard sale.

    50. Burger King won't let you have it your way.

    :D
     
  10. cadaver queen

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    51. When you go out to buy Xmas gifts for your wife and sister and come that day , she loves her present..:eek:
     
  11. Davey7549

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    53. Your best hand mixer has Black and Decker on the side.

    54. Never had to look past the barn to find your next girlfriend.

    55. Thought it was a great deal when the Dems offered to buy chitlins and grits for y'all and all you had to do was pay the tax.
     
  12. monted

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    your crazy Ol Sarge.
     
  13. RT

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    (He ain't really crazy, he just spelt "yur" and "yore" incorrectly. I mean look at his avatar - made it in the nervous hospital, mmHmm)

    (CQ, Now what was #51 again?)

    (#47B = with a shotgun)

    # 56. Yore nek is red.
     
  14. cadaver queen

    cadaver queen

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    51..in redneck speak..

    Yore wife and sister wear the same dress at the same time ..


    RT..,

    That Better??? :)
     
  15. cadaver queen

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    Or how about your family tree has no branches and just extends skywards..(up)...:p..:D
     
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